The QB was checking out with some groceries and the clerk held up a head of cabbage and said, "Uh...what's this? Lettuce?"
When the QB said cabbage, the clerk said, "Oh, right. Sorry. I'm not very good with vegetables."
On the Phone with a record store:
I asked the clerk if they had any recordings of "Swan Lake." The clerks response:
"Uh.. Who's the band?"